Beth
Beth woke up on
Saturday morning and walked out into her living room to find Gretchen asleep on
her couch. It took her a moment to
remember why.
Oh, that’s right,
just the most freaking craziest, horrible night she had ever had. Even now her mind kept telling her that it
had all just been some messed up dream.
There was just no way any of that was real.
Some people said
the same thing about shadow demons.
Who was
Gretchen? She knew way too much about
all this crap and at the end she had launched some kind of Chun Li energy ball
at Bruce.
Apparently her new
best friend was a witch. She had wanted
a unique friend and she got what she asked for.
Now if only the uniqueness wasn’t so dangerous it would be perfect.
“Hey, wake
up. I’m bored,” Beth said.
She shook Gretchen
awake with both hands.
Gretchen scowled
and wrinkled her nose. She looked paler
than usual but maybe it was just the harsh lighting in her apartment.
“What time is
it?” Gretchen mumbled.
“Time to get
up. It’s Saturday…around noonish.”
Gretchen sat up,
still without opening her eyes.
“It’s too early,”
Gretch said.
Beth opened up her
laptop on the kitchen table and went to the school’s news web site.
“Three students
found dead in Old Theater. Suspected
overdose,” the headline said at the top of the page.
“Gretch! Take a look at this!”
She waved her over
and Gretchen reluctantly stumbled over to the table. She squinted at the screen for a bit and then
shrugged.
“I didn’t imagine
that they’d live through such close contact with a being of Hastur’s
power. And if they had survived, their
minds would not have been intact. They
would have been driven mad.”
“That’s a pleasant
thought.”
“Would you rather
I lie to you?”
“I’m not sure
anymore.”
Beth didn’t like
where this train of thought was going so she went into the bathroom to take a
shower.
“Hey, Gretch! What time we going shooting today? Kinda
late, right? Coulda used that skill last
night.”
“At three, I
believe.”
“Perfect. That gives us time to take you clothes
shopping. You seriously need an update. You dress like a goth Mennonite.”
“What’s a
Mennonite?”
“Never mind.”
She let Gretchen
take a shower after her. She was
standing in the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel and thought that perhaps
this was her chance at seduction. But Gretchen
didn’t even seem to notice her near nudity.
Shame.
But when she tried
to think of anything seductive, it just wouldn’t work. She looked at Gretchen and there was no
spark.
Apparently she was
totally straight. Who knew? That would make for a less adventurous
college experience. Oh well. Maybe she’d try again when she was really,
really drunk.
Or maybe seeing
the craziest shit she’d ever seen in her life kinda made her lose her appetite
for a while.
Once they were
both ready to go, they walked across campus and into town. Fortunately most of the good stuff was along Main Street which
was just a block away from the school.
It was an old New England town with
lots of brick buildings and wooden signs hanging from iron posts. There were college stores filled with
sweatshirts with MU’s logo but she led them past all of that normal, boring
crap.
Then she found the
store she had heard about.
“Here we are. I think you’ll like this place.”
It was a small,
hole in the wall, heavy metal, goth fashion and music store. She had found it on line before actually
coming to MU.
When they went
through the wood and glass door it set off a little brass bell. The girl behind the counter with the green
Mohawk and ‘Ramones’ shirt looked up and then back down to the book she was
reading.
The cover said “As
I Lay Dying.”
There was a wall
of clothing including black skirts of all lengths, pants with more buckles than
was necessary, awesome combat boots and band shirts.
“Tool!” Gretchen said.
She pointed to the
wall where the band shirts were hanging.
“You like Tool?”
Beth asked.
“I love them.”
They walked over
and began shopping.
Gretchen was quick
to decide which band shirts she wanted.
Tool, Rob Zombie, Birthday Massacre, Flyleaf and 10 Years.
This chick was
loaded. Her family, despite being obviously
weird, was rolling in Benjamins.
“Now you have to
try the skirts on. Believe me. What looks like a skirt that will fit will
turn out to be several sizes too small or too large,” Beth said.
The first skirt
Gretch tried on was a black, pleated, knee length one with detachable
suspenders. She came out of the changing
room and Beth saw Gretchen’s white legs between the top of her boots and the
bottom of the skirt. She had shapely
legs.
“You look badass,”
Beth said.
“That’s good,
right?”
“Yeah, that’s
awesome.”
Gretch didn’t
smile but she nodded instead.
After picking out
several more outfits, they loaded it all in bags and Gretchen paid with
cash. She didn’t even bother looking at
how much and just handed the clerk two, hundred dollar bills.
They left the
store with Gretchen wearing some of her new purchases. She definitely looked better and less like a
religious zealot.
“You got nice
legs, Gretch.”
“Thank you.”
“You get them from
swimming?”
“I believe so.”
“Maybe I should
take up swimming. I can’t stand sports
though. But I guess I could do
swimming. Well, maybe not in
competition. I don’t want hundreds of
people looking at me in a swimsuit.”
“It is
uncomfortable.”
Then she almost
bumped into a man in front of her.
“Oh! Excuse me,”
she said.
The man had a bald
head with a beard and thin glasses. He
wore a brown, tweed suit and carried a bunch of books under his arm. His elbows actually had those leather pads on
them. She thought that was just a made
up cliché, but this guy actually had them.
“In the future you
should watch wear you’re going,” the man said.
“Sorry about that.
I’m kinda absent minded.”
“Then I’m glad
that you’re not one of my students.”
“Rude.”
“Are you a
professor at the University?” Gretchen
asked.
“New York University.”
“Visiting?” Beth asked.
The man scowled
and adjusted his glasses.
“I’m giving a
lecture Monday evening.” Then he leaned in forward and looked at them in
turn. “I have a feeling that the two of
you would be interested in my topic.”
“Finding directions
in Miskotonic?” Beth asked.
“The usage of
advanced astronomy amongst the secret cults of the Roman
Empire.” He looked right at
Gretch as he spoke.
Gretch held his
gaze but said nothing. The man smiled
and walked off without another word.
“Who was that
guy?” Beth asked.
“I don’t know, but
I believe he knows something about the events of last night.”
Beth watched the
professor walk off until he was out of sight.
She didn’t have crazy witch powers like Gretch, but she felt that
something was wrong about the man.
At three David
picked them up with his cool black car and she called shotgun.
“You all ready for
an educational experience?” He asked.
“I know I am,”
Beth said.
“Gretch, you
look…very nice,” he said.
“Doesn’t she? I took her shopping and I think I did
alright.”
“You did more than
alright,” David said.
Beth suddenly
wished that she had done less than stellar.
Next time she’d buy her a purple moo moo or something.
They drove through
the quiet town to a little place just outside where they had an outdoor range
that was free.
“I am ready,”
Gretchen said.
“This is going to
be cool. I’ve shot my dad’s AR-15 a few
times when I was a kid, but it’s been a while,” Beth said.
“Gretch, do you
even need a gun? I mean, you can shoot
the anime fire ball, right?”
“That is not
something I can repeat.”
Gretchen looked
away and out the window.
“Oh, well, at
least this will be fun. What are we
shooting today?”
“I have a 1911,
Glock 23, AK-47, and a PS90.”
“Cool. I really don’t know what those are except the
AK, but sounds cool.”
And after last
night she really wanted to learn to shoot.
If they were going to find any more demon worshiping weirdoes then she
wanted to know how to protect herself.
The can of mace in her purse just wasn’t going to cut it.
The place was
nestled in the notch between two hills and had a tin roof over all the shooting
benches and the rules posted on a splintering wooden sign. No one else was there. Good.
She didn’t want an audience when she was about to show her ignorance.
David handed them
each a pair of safety goggles and earmuffs.
“We’ll start off
with safety. I don’t want any of you
blowing your own foot off or more importantly, my foot.”
He went over the
basics of firearm safety and she tried to remember it all. She had to look good doing this.
They started off
with the handguns which it turned out, she couldn’t hit the broadside of a
barn. He had to walk her through it
several times before she started hitting somewhere near the center of the paper
target.
“Now your turn
Gretchen,” David said.
Gretchen walked up
to the bench and looked down at the 1911 a moment before picking it up. Her cold, unreadable eyes showed no emotion
and Beth tried to ignore the creepy vibe Gretch gave off sometimes.
The pistol looked
gigantic in Gretchen’s skinny hands. But
then she aimed it like she had been taught and fired. She seemed startled by the noise and recoil
and if she hadn’t been in the proper stance that he’d shown them she probably
would have fallen over.
“Too much
recoil?” David asked.
He stepped closer
but Gretchen waved him off.
“It’s
alright. I can handle it,” she said.
Gretchen readied
herself again and took aim. This time
when she fired she blasted off several shots in a row. Her shot group was easily half the size of
Beth’s.
“Nice shooting,”
David said.
“I enjoyed that,”
Gretchen said with that faint smile of hers.
But her smile was like an iceburg.
If a smile showed it was because there was a lot of happiness beneath
it.
Gretchen’s happiness
was almost enough to compensate for showing her up.
Almost.
Gretchen did the
same with the PS90 and the AK. She was a
natural. More than a natural. While Beth struggled to tighten her shot
groups, Gretchen made it look like she’d been shooting all her life.
After an afternoon
of shooting David claimed that it was tradition to get something to eat and if
he was paying she wouldn’t argue.
“What was your
favorite?” David asked over a hamburger.
“The PS90,” Beth
said. “Without hesitation. No recoil and it holds a lot of bullets so I
have a lot of room to mess up.”
“A great
anti-zombie weapon as well. Gretch?”
“The AK. I like its power and simplicity.”
“Oh! Very good answer.”
“I believe I might
have to purchase one for myself.”
Even David seemed
surprised at this. The chick had doe to
spare but just casually buying an AK was still a little out of the ordinary for
her.
“And a 1911. I enjoyed that one as well,” Gretchen said.
“You’re looking at
eight, nine hundred dollars, you know,” David said.
“Okay,” Gretch
said.
She took a bite of
her burger as if nothing was unusual.
After dinner they
went to her place and began a movie marathon starting with “Equilibrium” with
Christian Bale and Sean Bean.
She was going to
marry Sean Bean one day.
After the movie
she took out the 2 liter of Mountain Dew and opened up her DVD case to look for
another movie.
She looked over at
David and Gretchen as they quietly talked about professors.
This was all very
surreal. Just last night they were
fighting through a nightmare.
“Gretchen? Is that King in Yellow going to come
back?” Beth asked.
Gretchen looked up
at her with those round, silver eyes.
“Only if someone
brings him here.”
“How likely is
that?”
“Not likely. The book disappeared along with the
body. I don’t think the University has
another copy.”
“But there are
other things out there, right?”
“Yes and they’re
more dangerous than the King in Yellow.”
“Like who?”
Gretchen looked
around at the floor before answering.
“We shouldn’t speak
their names too often. But Cthulhu might
rise again one day. If that happens it
is the end.”
“And how likely is
that?”
“Inevitable.”
“You can lie to me
once in a while, you know?”
An undeniable
feeling of hopelessness crept up her spin and chilled her to the core. She was seeing a world she never knew existed
and it was horrible.
Gretchen didn’t
say anything more and her silence was unnerving.
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